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Days of Wine and Rolaids

A large, drunken hobbit with dysfunctional brain chemistry and a heart of gold-plated tin.

"If I exorcise my devils,
well my angels may leave too
when they leave
they're so hard to find." -- Tom Waits, Please Call Me, Baby

What people are saying . . .

"Hey I didn't say it was going to be good!" - opheliablue Yeah, that's the excuse I always use, too.

"yes, i am lame. but i'm trying!" - misslynn I know dear. It's ok, really! I can help you!

"Only he could write about flaming nipples and make it funny" - hazeleyedcutie Your nipples will always hold a special place in my heart (and on my harddrive).

"Nobody better to have your back in a bar fight, but nobody worse to have your back later in the county lockup!" - lordremo Ah, but we'll always have cellblock 4, Tom!

"He has a certain charm with words that just drives you over the edge!" - dream_reality Charm with words like "End your pain, nobody loves you anyway!" and "Go ahead, jump!"

"Sarcastic wit drew me in, who he is made me love him." - didyagetthememo Yeah, "who I am" and that special thing I do with my tongue, baby.

"Mysterious fellow security minded person. . . with an actual brain attached." - ursusmaritimus The brain isn't really attached. I carry it in a small tupperware container in a red wine, salt, and garlic marinade.

"I thought I saw his face on a milk carton a couple of weeks ago..." - divinemofo I tried putting my picture on cows first, but they kept chewing through the duct tape. Hmm . . . super glue maybe?

"Read his journal cuz... um... he's hawt!!!" - thetaet I have supplanted Vlad Putin on The Taet's pedestal! Which is only fitting since I adore Taet(s).

"A very intelligent man...witty...caring....interesting." - kaerf66 Now this is someone whose obvious wisdom and good taste should be held in high regard! We can all learn a valuable lesson from her profound words.

"I think he's a swell guy. And.. and.. I like it when he's not in love, because that's when he posts!" - crayolaphoenix I'm always here if you require . . . input. If you want a pointed, stimulating post, just let me know dear. She wants me.


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